Paris Hilton Wants to Give Us Bunions Just Like Hers

Every girl wants to look like Paris Hilton. Well, probably not, but she certainly thinks they do. The - what are we calling her these days? Actress? Singer? Socialite? - is now also the "designer" of her own hideous line of shoes. With names like "Fierce" and "Hamptons," the shoes are just another step in Hilton's… » 4/08/08 8:50pm 4/08/08 8:50pm

Anyone who saw his appearance on Ellen today knows that Thomas Haden Church is a real laugh riot. Just ask Thomas Haden Church. His favorite joke? Showing his dick to people. After flashing his junk on the set of Sideways — not exactly the indie version of Porky's — the numbnuts mechanic from Wings decided the best… » 4/08/08 8:30pm 4/08/08 8:30pm

Endeavor Gets Punk'd by Ashton Kutcher

It's a story as old as Hollywood itself: An attractive actor who's done everything he can to get himself into the spotlight just can't get the roles he wants. Is it because his acting isn't quite up to par? Of course not... It's because his agent sucks! » 4/08/08 6:15pm 4/08/08 6:15pm

Kathie Lee Gifford Returns To TV Just In Time To Be Serenaded By Harvey…

Can you believe it's been eight years since Mrs. Frank Gifford "left" her post as co-host of Regis & Kathie Lee? (Yes kids, before there was Kelly, there was Kathie Lee.) It seems like just yesterday that the former pageant queen was smothering us with her cackling chatter and inane stories. But that was yesterday;… » 4/08/08 5:45pm 4/08/08 5:45pm

Madonna & Rosie Do Their Best to Make Britney Look Like the Sane One

When it comes to Britney Spears' hard knocks and how she should fix 'em, everybody seems to have an opinion. (Ours is that she might want to consider a lovely little vacation in Kentwood, where there are plenty of doctors and no paparazzi). But rarely have the celebs offering their support come across as even more… » 4/08/08 4:35pm 4/08/08 4:35pm

The Top 25 Child Stars -Or- How to Turn Your Kid Into An F'ed-Up…

Some people think that agents, executives and Anthony Pellicano are the most evil people in Hollywood. But watch Vh1's I Know My Kid's a Star for ten minutes and you'll see who the real villains are: Stage parents. » 4/08/08 2:40pm 4/08/08 2:40pm

Delayed Flight of 'Valkyrie' a Good Sign, Says MGM

The craziest movie star in America is playing a Nazi colonel with one eye, one hand, and three fingers who tries to bomb the Fürher and take over the Third Reich, but instead kills everyone in the room but Hitler, and eventually dies by firing squad. What more could America want on PRESIDENTS' DAY WEEKEND? » 4/07/08 8:45pm 4/07/08 8:45pm

Nude Photos of Heather Mills Are Unappealing (And Not Just Because of…

Maybe she was a porn star. Maybe she was a prostitute. Maybe she was even a good homemaker (though not likely). Yet the one occupation Heather Mills is known for that continues to confound us is modeling. In 1986, after failing at a number of jobs (and being arrested for stealing from one), Mills started her own… » 4/07/08 7:45pm 4/07/08 7:45pm

J. Lo Made Tom Cruise an Offer He Couldn't Refuse

Once upon a time, a godfather was a man whose chief mission was to guide a child's religious beliefs. But nowadays, it's just a regular guy who's friends with the parents and buys stuff for the kid ... or so J. Lo and Marc Anthony would have us believe. The "Catholic" couple, whose twins Max and Emme were born on… » 4/07/08 5:50pm 4/07/08 5:50pm

Apparently the only shitty thing Dane Cook likes to carry around is his act from five years ago. The "comedian" has had a complaint filed against him in a Los Angeles court because he allegedly refuses to clean up after his tiny Miniature Pinscher, Beast. (Get it? It's little, but it's called something big. Pet… » 4/07/08 4:45pm 4/07/08 4:45pm

Kenneth the Page: Good Acting or Just Jack McBrayer?

With the return of NBC's 30 Rock only four (loooooong) days away, the New York Times has published a feature interview with one of the show's stars, Jack McBrayer. And we're pretty sure his comment about the underwear he was required to don, for the upcoming Forgetting Sarah Marshall, marks the first time the… » 4/07/08 4:00pm 4/07/08 4:00pm

'Idol' Gives Back ... To Itself?

See Brad Pitt! See Miley Cyrus! See Mariah Carey! Apparently the only thing you can't see at "Idol Gives Back" are last year's accounting records. For the past month, Fox has blasted viewers with constant reminders that last year's American Idol charity show pulled in $76 million. Yet, according to the New York Times, » 4/07/08 2:05pm 4/07/08 2:05pm