On Sept. 12, I told my mom that I was going to go to NYC to help clean up. A builder by trade, she forbade me, saying, "Do you know how many carcinogens are in that dust???" In 2006, I went to a nutritionist who happened to be on the medical team assisting the sick people who did partake in the clean-up effort. I asked… » 7/28/11 11:53pm 7/28/11 11:53pm

Paris Hilton Wants to Give Us Bunions Just Like Hers

Every girl wants to look like Paris Hilton. Well, probably not, but she certainly thinks they do. The - what are we calling her these days? Actress? Singer? Socialite? - is now also the "designer" of her own hideous line of shoes. With names like "Fierce" and "Hamptons," the shoes are just another step in Hilton's devious… » 4/08/08 8:50pm 4/08/08 8:50pm

Kathie Lee Gifford Returns To TV Just In Time To Be Serenaded By…

Can you believe it's been eight years since Mrs. Frank Gifford "left" her post as co-host of Regis & Kathie Lee? (Yes kids, before there was Kelly, there was Kathie Lee.) It seems like just yesterday that the former pageant queen was smothering us with her cackling chatter and inane stories. But that was yesterday; this… » 4/08/08 5:45pm 4/08/08 5:45pm

Madonna & Rosie Do Their Best to Make Britney Look Like the Sane One

When it comes to Britney Spears' hard knocks and how she should fix 'em, everybody seems to have an opinion. (Ours is that she might want to consider a lovely little vacation in Kentwood, where there are plenty of doctors and no paparazzi). But rarely have the celebs offering their support come across as even more… » 4/08/08 4:35pm 4/08/08 4:35pm

Nude Photos of Heather Mills Are Unappealing (And Not Just Because of…

Maybe she was a porn star. Maybe she was a prostitute. Maybe she was even a good homemaker (though not likely). Yet the one occupation Heather Mills is known for that continues to confound us is modeling. In 1986, after failing at a number of jobs (and being arrested for stealing from one), Mills started her own… » 4/07/08 7:45pm 4/07/08 7:45pm